hexcise tax

Da tariff dat you hadda pay da town government of colonial Salem, Massachusetts to keep dem from having da local witches put a curse on you.

Perhaps if they had simply abolished da hexcise tax in Salem, Massachusetts, the witch-trials would never have happened.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019

Skibidi Ohio Fanum Tax

When a sigma gigachad rizzes up and smashes a beta with a level 1,000 gyatt without ending his mewing streak.

“Yo, I just skibidi ohio fanum taxed a baddie while gooning to CaseOh!” Billy said to Johnny. “Wow! You’re such an alpha! I wish I could edge like you!” Johnny replied.

by Ohio rizzler May 3, 2024

skibidi gyatt ohio rizz fanum tax

this specific phrase is often used as a joke by sane people, usually over 13, making fun of brainrot.

person: "skibidi gyatt ohio rizz fanum tax in skibidi toilet ohio rizzler gyatt sticking out gyatt fanum tax rizz ishowspeed shin sonic"

person 2: "yeah officer he's right here, he has like 17 gallons of meth i think he's having a overdose"

by get dunked on idiot May 7, 2025

Social Tax

The tax you pay by spending time and energy reading stupid comments.

Why should I have to pay social tax to support your ignorant comment?

by Knightingale Mason January 9, 2020

tax a snitch

1) To use force or scare tactics to get the money that's owed to someone, usually for drugs.

2) To exact revenge or payment from someone who has snitched.

"That bitch owes me for the dope - I'm gonna have to tax a snitch to get my cash back."

by truecrime11 September 13, 2016

Brass Tax

A play on words from the saying Brass Tacks, but carries like meaning . The implication being Brass, as in Knuckles and Tax, being violence or threat of violence and paying what's due or else. Similar To "F#@% around and Find out" But with a stronger, physical and visual implication.

Good to see that you're making good to correct you mistakes and pay what you owe, otherwise you would have had to pay the Brass Tax to make it right.

by masterplanner February 22, 2023

tariffs are a tax cut

When you lie for a living on TV, no not Trump, but Press Secretary and brainwash your MAGA cult into thinking paying 25% more in tariffs means lower prices.

A tariff is a tax, YOU pay the tariff. China does not pay it.

Press Secretary - tariffs are a tax cut
Fox News reporter - "Have you ever paid a tariffs? It is not a tax cut, it is a tax. WE PAY IT"
Press Secretary - *gets triggered* YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK HERE!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing March 13, 2025