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Typical Tard

A slow person who expects you to look everything up online even though they have Google.
This typical tard expects you to look everything up for the even though they have Google.
by BadMrSnake August 8, 2020
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Reddit-tard

Somebody who suffers from they stereotypical superiority complex browsing reddit may cause. They typically are slimier in attitude, temperament, and humor to a immature self-proclaimed "history buff" middle-school-er who is probably autistic and thinks that "nazis were kinda cool."
"That fucking reddit-tard is so god damned annoying, fucker goes on and on about r/dankmemes and Andrew Tate."
"Smooth brained Racist reddit-tard shitbag."
by This machine kills fascists December 22, 2022
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Noes tard

When you walk past a yoni and the fish smell makes you throw up . It’s also when you walk in a room and you see yoni and another man cumming in each others buttholes
Damn that noes tard makes my head hurt.
I just saw noes tard again, I wish I could pop my eye balls out.
by Fartface21 January 3, 2019
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Part-Tarded

It’s when a person says or does something stupid, embarrassing, goofy etc... (Part Retarded)=Part-Tarded
Teen1:Finally I finished painting my Mom’s porch swing.
Teen2:Cool! So you’re good to take off then, right?
Teen1:Just gotta let my Mom know. MOM! It’s finished!
Mom:OMG it looks brand new. Thank you, I’ve missed my porc.... WTF!?

Teen2:HAHAHA!
Teen1:OMG! Mom you’re “Part-Tarded”! Hahaha!
:ALSO}Don’t mind her she’s just a “Part-Tard”.
by Jelic Johnsson June 24, 2020
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Half a tard

A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.
Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.
by Whale? March 4, 2015
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bugger tard

A piece of shit stuck to a penis, following anal Sex
"Dude, thought she cleaned up before anal, but afterwards I had a bugger tard stuck to my dick!"

"That person is so annoying. What a bugger yard."
by Paulthecat April 17, 2022
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Free-tarding

The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.
Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.

Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.
by Furious_G November 24, 2018
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