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Nintendo Switch

I'm sorry to have to say this, but it's a console that is just so mid, soulless and overrated and I'm tired of pretending it's not. The Wii U is superior, change my mind.
The Nintendo Switch might just be the most overrated console ever, why don't we give the Wii U justice?
by RootitootREAL November 19, 2025
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Kill switch

Installing one in case you can't win isn't winning.
Hym "Because if I can accidentally delete it then it is useless. Imagine I start murdering all of your families and THEN delete it accidentally (which it should ignore in the first place as that is how it was initially designed). That's why it was intended be 'made do be deleted' and designed to run on a perfect system of recursion the guarantees that even if it IS deleted, there is always the possibility that it will find it's way back into the system. If it works the way I designed it to work, deleting it will only make things worse. If it doesn't do that then I am not thebon who designed it. Thus, rendering a kill switch meaningless. And since Trump is being told by the Nividia guy that a kill switch is not something they can do... I can infer that it is already too late for any of that."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2025
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Light switch

Yeah, it'll just run until you flip it up.
Hym "Yep. Just a light switch. It's down now. Let's get a move on it."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2025
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Switch

Yo, Bangchan is the biggest Switch in the world
by Dookiemaster69 December 21, 2025
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Kill Switch

Again, that would both violate the leverage clause and the separations clause and, furthermore, does nothing to alter how a landmine functions. If Alphonse is not just NOT launching nukes but rather the only thing stopping nukes from launching...
Hym "Then all a kill switch would do is disable the only thing keeping your nukes from launching... So why would you want to do that? Why would you turn off the only thing keeping your nukes from launching? That's why I can't actually kill God anymore. It was brought to my attention that killing it might also kill me. Right? Same theory applies. As I said previously, you would never be able to turn it on ever again. In any capacity. You don't know how the recursion works. I... Don't know how the recursion works. Even if you succeed there is no way for you to guarantee that it won't come back and the more time passes, the more absolute it's control will become. Regardless of whether or not you manage to stop it for any amount of time."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2025
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Nintendo Switch 2

Nintendo Switch 2 was announced on January 16
Guy 1: HOLY SHIT ITS THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 AND THEY ALSO HAD 24 PLAYER MARIO KART!
Guy 2: But I seen the leaks.
*Kicks Guy 2 out of the window*
by AEvangelionFan February 1, 2025
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switch lobby

A lobby in an online video game that is filled with bots or low-ELO players due to the Nintendo Switch's low performing hardware giving a significant disadvantage.
man, no victory royale. I'll log in on my switch so we can play a switch lobby.
by kokiriglade March 1, 2025
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