cummiting suicide

When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.

“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”

by Fukurbich May 6, 2018

French suicide

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag

Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?

by US organization of healthcare April 4, 2017

Suicide Daddy

Some 16 year old lil pump wannabe who thinks he has clout and is most likely gonna die from excessive drug abuse before the age of 28. probably a SoundCloud rapper.

"Is that lil pump?"

"No it's just Suicide Daddy."

by fxcknigga August 7, 2017

phone suicide

The act of purposefully breaking your phone in order to get a new one.

Johnny heard that the Samsung Galaxy S4 mini was coming out, so he committed phone suicide by throwing his old S3 in the pool.

by Mike_Litoris August 1, 2013

Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.

I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.

by Verboser284 April 20, 2020

Bitty as suicide

Not comparable, not of the same magnitude
Alt meaning; not as addictive

Google is bitty as suicide to Facebook or You Tube

by Lokomalo January 10, 2020

suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.

The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."

by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016