The Clinton Suicide

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

by Apprefo December 9, 2021

French suicide

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag

Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?

by US organization of healthcare April 4, 2017

Suicide Daddy

Some 16 year old lil pump wannabe who thinks he has clout and is most likely gonna die from excessive drug abuse before the age of 28. probably a SoundCloud rapper.

"Is that lil pump?"

"No it's just Suicide Daddy."

by fxcknigga August 7, 2017

fart suicide

When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.

Eating these nachos is fart suicide.

by ghostofisis January 5, 2019

Suicide Vorest

Someone who wants to die by getting eaten

"Vorest." "Suicide Vorest." "I hate it." "I hate it so much why did I invent this thing?"

by CTWTurtle March 23, 2019

Suicide bomb

The exquisite art of Defecating on ones chest and wiping it up with pages of the Koran

Hey mbutu I’m so high I want to do a suicide bomb are you in

by Carne asodomy March 27, 2020

german suicide

When a girl bends over a guy backward & sucks his dick in a backbridge

Sandra stood behind me a did a German suicide

by Diggze December 12, 2013