JP Stanley

1. A closet Nazi sympathizer (read: Nazi) who triggered a 300-comment thread of insanity by rabidly defending Pewdiepie, saying we didn't understand the "context," wasn't worth his career, etc.

2. Someone who blamed a murder victim for getting in the way of the murderer's car.

JP Stanley is pile of fucking garbage.

by nazissuck September 13, 2017

Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017

flat stanley

A flattened boy fluttering in the wind on a string being lead along

Russel Hantz is the greatest flat stanley of allllll time

by thenavneet January 4, 2018

Tia Stanley

Tia Stanley a stupid skinny bitch who asks up in front of boys, She looks like shit and her slaggy photos look like she got tips from a crack whore, Tia Stanley is an ugly shit face that has thin ass hair and thinks she is pretty when she clearly isn't.

Person 1: Omg Did you see that ugly slag over there.
Person 2: Yes, she is such a Tia Stanley
Person 1: How embarrassing

by SlayUrPussyUckQueekBitches May 25, 2018

Chase Stanley

The most stubborn person in America

You are pulling a Chase Stanley.

by Guesswhoyouyou August 28, 2018

A Stanley

Jerking off in a Tree Stand while hunting

Man I did A Stanley yesterday, most relaxing day in the woods ever!!

by StopLampTime October 30, 2018

Garth Stanley

Cunt

That Garth Stanley

by GSP07R July 15, 2019