A term descriptive of elder statesmen at a soirée when, after a few libations, feel compelled to gravitate towards the dance floor, whereby their ambition outstrips there ability in an attempt to “get down”, resulting in a sight resembling strings of freshly boiled spaghetti dangling out the bottom of a colander in rather sporadic fashion
by Unclegripper July 9, 2021
Get the Spaghetti legsmug. slup.slup.slup.
spaghetti is long wet bead, with sauce.
if you eat spaghetti with meat you gay.. jk
and I op, sksksksk
(the sauce must be vegan or is life stable?)
spaghetti is long wet bead, with sauce.
if you eat spaghetti with meat you gay.. jk
and I op, sksksksk
(the sauce must be vegan or is life stable?)
the spaghetti fell out of my pocket when I dropped hydroflask, and I opp sksksksk and that's the tea sis.
by AND I OPP September 6, 2019
Get the spaghettimug. by Red Herring April 23, 2024
Get the Spaghetti Wolfmug. Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.
Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."
by fuzzdonkey December 12, 2017
Get the spaghetti toesmug. When a girl fucks a dude with a strap-on, forcing his anus to prolapse, then proceeding to suck on it like its a noodle
by IoitaCelt237 December 23, 2017
Get the Blood Spaghettimug. A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.
"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
Get the Canned Spaghettimug. When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
Get the No handed spaghetti eating contestmug.