Electric Socks

The Socks Of The Future

Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?

Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!

Bob:WOW!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

dirt socks

Droopy breasts normally found on women after child birth and/or after their 35th birthday.

Dude, that chick's tits swung so low, she had dirt socks

by shangvshanger April 4, 2008

Pink sock

When the inside of yo booty hole is exposed to some nice fresh air

I love me a good ol pink sock in the morning!! Don't you?

by Tekashi=pinksock December 17, 2018

white sock

A civil servant or lowly paid employee of a major corporation. Designed to make simple tasks such as paying bills or applying for services more difficult than they actually are.
These people only wear white socks, as they are too poor or uneducated to be able to present themselves properly.

Applying for any government service, and having to fill out 5 forms when 1 will do. Then a month later when you enquire as to how you application is going, you have to re-apply as they inform you that you filed the wrong forms. You have been white socked!

by Edward McKay March 15, 2007

Sock Pirate

When someone spends the night over a friend's house and right before they sleep they take their own socks off. Later the next day, when they leave, they either forget their socks or just don't give a shit about them because they're too sick of hanging out and do not want to spend another second over that person's house. Shortly after you meet up with that friend and discover he or she is wearing those socks. Called a Sock Pirate because pirates take things and make off with them as their own.

Bill: Gosh Don, I hate to point this out but those are my socks.
Don: Ohh, your right. Sorry man my mom kinda bleached them.
Bill: Well you better get me a new damn pair or I'm willing to tell everyone your too poor to buy your own pair, you Sock Pirate.

by Tea and Melons March 19, 2009

sock dick

a male who teases a girl by sending her a picture of his penis with a sock on it

"hey, look at that sock dick! he sent a picture of his dick to kourtney, WITH A SOCK ON IT!"

by wholoves?! June 29, 2009

Lube Sock

A sock designated for masturbation

I got tired of cleaning up after jerking off with tissue; I decided to start using a Lube Sock.

Why is this sock so crusty and yellow?
-Oh, it's just one of my Lube socks.

by pizza234 January 13, 2011