A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.
Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!
John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!
John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.
by TheRowdyRodent June 26, 2018
Get the Sock Hamstermug. A term for an annoying ass that seems to know everything but has never been with a woman before. Most likely will be in love with sock puppets or the sock drawer the rest of his life. Mostly used as an insult.
by Joke Of The Day 4 March 29, 2015
Get the Sock Fuckermug. A dream in which the object of the dreamer's affection is seen wearing nothing but socks, not always involving sex but usually involving Gackt Camui.
by Kipper May December 27, 2004
Get the sock dreammug. by tity licker April 18, 2018
Get the pink sockmug. A civil servant or lowly paid employee of a major corporation. Designed to make simple tasks such as paying bills or applying for services more difficult than they actually are.
These people only wear white socks, as they are too poor or uneducated to be able to present themselves properly.
These people only wear white socks, as they are too poor or uneducated to be able to present themselves properly.
Applying for any government service, and having to fill out 5 forms when 1 will do. Then a month later when you enquire as to how you application is going, you have to re-apply as they inform you that you filed the wrong forms. You have been white socked!
by Edward McKay March 15, 2007
Get the white sockmug. When someone spends the night over a friend's house and right before they sleep they take their own socks off. Later the next day, when they leave, they either forget their socks or just don't give a shit about them because they're too sick of hanging out and do not want to spend another second over that person's house. Shortly after you meet up with that friend and discover he or she is wearing those socks. Called a Sock Pirate because pirates take things and make off with them as their own.
Bill: Gosh Don, I hate to point this out but those are my socks.
Don: Ohh, your right. Sorry man my mom kinda bleached them.
Bill: Well you better get me a new damn pair or I'm willing to tell everyone your too poor to buy your own pair, you Sock Pirate.
Don: Ohh, your right. Sorry man my mom kinda bleached them.
Bill: Well you better get me a new damn pair or I'm willing to tell everyone your too poor to buy your own pair, you Sock Pirate.
by Tea and Melons March 19, 2009
Get the Sock Piratemug. by wholoves?! June 29, 2009
Get the sock dickmug.