The Salty

To tea-bag (dip you testicles into someones mouth, usually while the person is asleep) with unwashed sweaty balls

Joe gave Josh "The Salty" and he woke up with cottonmouth

by Credit Card Pirate June 11, 2011

Qaisara Safiyyah

Syasya’s daughter, her sweet little girl. The meaning of her name is Princess thats Honest and Clean. Syasya loves her with all her heart and would give her life for her little girl.

have you seen syasya’s daughter? She’s a princess qaisara safiyyah

by nssbmf September 7, 2021

salty cracker

Supposedly a game played by bored army recruits in the field. Someone takes out an MRE cracker and the group starts to masturbate onto it. Whoever blows their wad last is the loser, and they must eat the cracker.

Soldier 1: Dude, this is boring, let's play some Salty Cracker!
Soldier 2: OK! I'll grab one from my MRE.
Soldier 3: Umm... are you guys whacking it on a cracker?
Soldiers 1+2: Hell yeah, wanna join?
Soldier 3: Sure!
Soldiers 1+2: Haha, you lose, EAT IT BITCH!
Soldier 3 gags.

by Graeme_W June 11, 2006

salty

angry, pissed, upset

You're so salty, that you came from the ocean!

by sinistermaster October 10, 2017

Salty

Salty- Someone acting bitter or angry. To much salt can taste nasty.

Man dude, you is acting so salty right now, check yourself

by Lizzz Quizz September 25, 2010

SafetyMan

A tard who sits in a pyramid postion on the floor everyday. Who has Moles and lots of them.

Dude safety get off the floor you lazy sac of shit.

by DaBomb8904 May 10, 2005

salty piss flippers

Another word for salty vaginal lips. Commonly coated in urine, due to the distinct taste.

Wow. Her salty piss flippers were sooo salty, it almost made me puke. It tasted like the ocean.

by Jamie M October 9, 2005