noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”
by Loveconquersall777 June 14, 2025
Get the Sara Royalemug. 
Eww, what a faggy band. I can’t believe thousands of disturbed disaffected teenagers around the world listen to this garbage band. It’s poisoning their minds. Their music is utterly disgusting and atrocious. Clearly the people that like or listen to this god awful band are talentless miserable losers who will never amount to anything in their lives. See: lost cause
This band speaks for the disaffected but talentless thousands; It’s no wonder these days disturbed teenagers around the world carry the lyrics of this band clutched tightly to their chests.
This band is just another one of those hypocritical unoriginal, lame-ass, anti-establishment, counter culture, hyper schlocky dime a dozen punk rock/indie/underground “anti-establishment” cookie cutter bands.
Many Gen Z’ers think that this band is good music, when in reality it is nothing more than rehashed 1976 Punk rock. Only more watered-down and radio friendly, and less creative.
(Are people these days THAT stupid? Sigh… I guess they are.)
This band speaks for the disaffected but talentless thousands; It’s no wonder these days disturbed teenagers around the world carry the lyrics of this band clutched tightly to their chests.
This band is just another one of those hypocritical unoriginal, lame-ass, anti-establishment, counter culture, hyper schlocky dime a dozen punk rock/indie/underground “anti-establishment” cookie cutter bands.
Many Gen Z’ers think that this band is good music, when in reality it is nothing more than rehashed 1976 Punk rock. Only more watered-down and radio friendly, and less creative.
(Are people these days THAT stupid? Sigh… I guess they are.)
by Death Menace May 14, 2023
Get the Palaye Royalemug. Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
by Dr_poo June 5, 2022
Get the Royal Flushmug. Used as an adjective to describe someone or to describe yourself. If you are "royally ____" it means you're over the top, exceeding expectations. Commonly used when you're seriously messed up.
"I had 10 beers and I'm royally f*cked up, dude."
"He was royally messed up at that party last night, I heard he pissed on the couch."
"He was royally messed up at that party last night, I heard he pissed on the couch."
by GlucoseGod September 1, 2021
Get the Royallymug. One who is first and foremost a silly bitch. This person may also refer to themselves as Bane and is a habitual shit talker. Indecisiveness is a trait among many Royal Jesters often finding difficulty choosing a car build. These people are found to bring great enjoyment to others with the tall tales they speak about and wishful thinking that encompasses their mind.
by Juggernat October 12, 2016
Get the Royal Jestermug. Royale..maddii is a tiktoker that does royale high!
What is royale high? A game on Roblox about fantasy and dress up
What is royale high? A game on Roblox about fantasy and dress up
“Hey! Do you know who’s my idol?” girl one
“No, I don’t even know you lol” girl two
“Royale..maddii <3” girl one
“I love her videos!” girl two
“No, I don’t even know you lol” girl two
“Royale..maddii <3” girl one
“I love her videos!” girl two
by justariela March 23, 2022
Get the Royale..Maddiimug.