Reverse Vampire

When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.

Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?

Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.

👍

by VampTrampStamp March 23, 2022

Reverse Marine

Someone who arrives to an event last, and leaves first. Unlike the reputation of the Marines (First to show up, and last leave), Reverse Marines avoid unsavory events by coming late, and leaving early. Particularly applicable to:

-Class
-Meetings
-Parties
-Sexual Encounters

Jeff: Hey man, did you even show up for class this morning?
RM: Yeah, I slept in but was too hungover to make it 'til 10. Decided to pull a Reverse Marine.

Ali: So did Chris ever show up last night?
Jen: He rolled in 2 hours after when he said he'd show up. He came after I went down on him, and then took off while I was in the bathroom!
Ali: I TOLD you he was a reverse marine!

by Jack Banalae September 3, 2010

Reverse postman

The act of having sex where one partner is wearing pajamas with a butt flap that can open like the postman opening a mailbox.

She's was getting ready for bed, but once I saw her in her pajamas, I couldn't help myself and performed the reverse postman.

by Kreamyranch February 3, 2023

reverse hulk

Someone who you like better when they're angry.

Actually... I think I like you better when you're angry. You're a reverse hulk!

by CandleMonkey April 9, 2011

Reverse Uppercut

When you are doing an uppercut but from the ceiling. Can also be called a downercut.

Person 1: Spiderman punched me in the face while standing on the ceiling.

Person 2: He gave you a reverse uppercut.

by corals July 20, 2010

reverse shawlift

The act where items that you or your company owns is stolen while performing service at their site.

I had to go to the store and get more batteries and pens, because I got reverse shawlifted so much at that one company

by Ral_phie January 24, 2010

Reverse Paraplegia

A state of intoxication. You are inebriated to the point where you lose all voluntary muscle control to the upper body such as, arms and head, but you can still walk fine.

We almost put my cousin in a straight jacket last night because he was so drunk I think he was afflicted with Reverse Paraplegia. He was walking around fine but his arms and head were flapping all over the place, so we had to cut him off.

by Alouicious August 29, 2010