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Roblox player 

A Roblox player is a person that plays Roblox.
A noob is a Roblox player because he plays Roblox.
Random: Do you know what is Roblox?
Random1: Yes, I'm a Roblox player!

curse like a Call of Duty player 

Modern version of curse like a sailor - to use excessive expletives and racial slurs.
Person 1: Aaaaargh! You fucking fucked up niggers fuck!
Person 2: Gee, that guy really can curse like a Call of Duty player, eh?

lacrosse player 

Kids that started baseball when they were younger and quit to start playing lacrosse because they were a disgrace to the game of baseball. They are also douche bags who think they are hot shit and lacrosse is the greatest sport ever even though they probably suck at that too.
lacrosse player: baseball is so boring

baseball player: thats because you sucked

lacrosse player: no the outfield was so boring

baseball player: exactly you played the outfield because you sucked

lacrosse player: (tries to get out of conversation) well i gotta go to lacrosse practice

baseball player: ok have fun playing with your shaft with other guys

Stage Player 

A DJ that stands on a stage in a club, even if they are not booked to play the event.
Promoter to DJ not playing at the event: "Stop hogging the stage, you stage player"
Stage Player by Fezbiano February 20, 2011

KDA player

Someone who plays only to have a good kills/death ratio, usually goes for a sturdy charatcher to avoid deaths and would rather lose than die. @MrTomMoose
''Jesus, @MrTomMoose is such a KDA player.''
KDA player by Räääändom May 12, 2017

snare player 

The hottest person in band. You really want to be friends with them. Their skill level is amazing.
Ugh, I wish I was a snare player.