period stalker

when two women are in close confines and their period cycles sync together. especially when one woman is on birth control and has a set time for her period, the other woman becomes a period stalker.

Oh my god, Chelsea, don't be such a period stalker, it's creeping me out.

by deavon982 November 4, 2013

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Romantic Lame Duck Period

When you have committed to plans with a girl that you are not romantically interested in and therefore feel like you are not able to pursue a romantic relationship with anyone else until that commitment is fulfilled.

Typically in reference to a homecoming or prom type event.

“Hey man are you gonna slide on Hannah?”

“Dude I can’t until after homecoming cause I told Jenna I would go with her and I don’t want to look like a douche”
“Dang man, you’re really in a romantic lame duck period”

by Weed Ratkins September 18, 2019

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fat bitch period

This is when a dumb menstruating cunt won’t stop bitching about her period to her girlfriend...

HeyJolene! My pussy is a fucking waterfall this month and I haven’t been fucked since June! Even then, billy only did me in the ass in the electrical closet at the Olive Garden is when I was on break!

Shut up you fat busted cunt! If you think I need to hear about you fucking and sucking off guys, go back to fucking them. I don’t want to listen to stories about your fat bitch period. Hit the treadmill. Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018

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