Skateboard Pee

To urinate to one side while standing on a moving skateboard.

also see hang pee.

Dude I need to pee but if I stop the security guards will catch up.. I guess I will have to skateboard pee on this fence

by Sean Rogers May 13, 2005

peeing on the inside

see peeing

Peeing on the inside is laughing by yourself about something very funny without showing that you are laughing. ; or where you are somewhere you can't laugh loud so you have to hold in your laughter.

*in church*
*priest walks by and trips*
person 1; *turns to friend* oh my god, i'm peeing on the inside!!

*person listens in on another persons joke.*
person telling joke: how did the guy with no arms and no legs cross the highway? take the f out of free and the f out of way.
person 2: there's no F in way.
person 1: HHAHAH THERES NO EFFIN WAY.

eavesdropper texts friend "oh my god i'm peeing on the inside."

by ckkay December 15, 2010

Peeing Ostrich

A widely known sex move, the peeing ostrich takes both skill and courage. This move has been known to be the cause of serious injuries and classic pleasures. You can achieve this move by lifting up one leg and struting around the room while your mate chases you with feathers. Once the male is caught, the mating ritual commences and the females head is thrust forward like an ostrich.

"Man, I did the peeing ostrich last night and I have never felt better!"

"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"

by Ostrich Chaser February 27, 2010

poo poo pee pee fart

Also known for being a commentary on society itself. It's counter part is "pee pee poo poo fart." Not only is poo poo pee pee fart a commentary on society but is a cause of discourse in the piss and shit community. The majority of people will say put the pee pee first, but the minority of people who put the poo poo first no longer wish to be silenced. An uproar is coming.

"I just had the largest poo poo pee pee fart session of my entire life!"

by thephilosophyguru February 1, 2021

Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

pee rag

a pee rag is someone beyond a piss wipe; they exhibit piss wipe behaviours on another level.

You are an absolute pee rag.

by Zea & Chloe September 25, 2021

Pee yourself

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.

Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself

by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020