Panda jerk

Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.

Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.

Ryan:*offended* Wha-

*everybody throws bamboo at him*

by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 5, 2009

Panda Sex

1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck

Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Panda San

Incredibly awesome super-human being that often runs around beating random people with large chunks of bamboo.

People living in Mid-Michigan are often targets for the Panda San

by Panda San June 21, 2008

Panda Parade

A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.

I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.

by Oilrag September 29, 2009

Pandacious

1. of or relating to pandas
2. dealing with aspects of pandas
3. related to panda coloration
(positive connotation)

1. That zoo was pandaciously friendly.
2. That bamboo is really pandacious.
3. That's one pandacious shirt.

by ABCDEFG12345666 February 25, 2010

Pandabird

A girl who is somewhat crazy and exciting whilst amazingly cute. eg panda 's are cute, and a " bird " can be crazy.

Damnnnn look at that pandabird there!

by brettando June 17, 2010

panda joe

a cool way to say pendejo

dan: morris your such a panda joe

by morrislikesthesausage July 10, 2010