National No glasses day

On July 1st,you don’t have to wear glasses! It’s National no glasses day so be free and don’t wear glasses!

Mom: where’s your glasses?
You: it’s National no glasses day!

by I like Bunnies April 19, 2021

fag-nifying glass

A tool used by the Greek god Priapus that rings when it identifies a homosexual. Also known as "holy tool no. 002"

"I used my fag-nifying glass to discover his true orientation."

by Kermit364131 August 10, 2021

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by Your bob August 30, 2022

pop bottle glasses

A pair of glasses with lenses as thick as a pop bottle bottom. Without that pair of glasses on the person can only tell if it's night or day.

Dirty Dave is completely blind without his pop bottle glasses on.

by JoeyBomm March 7, 2021

cylindrical glass saber

A marijuana smoking apparatus

A bong

S: Bro, pass the cylindrical glass saber please? Lookin to pack some danks...

M: Alright man... but I get greens.

by BigEasy88 March 28, 2013

rose-colored glasses

you only see what you are focused on

once the rose-colored glasses came off she could see the whole picture

by Reiki Lady83 April 15, 2020

Glass Box Show

Its a show in one of those "Happy Ending Massage Parlors" in Korea.

They put you in a glass box and close it and a young asian girl whos eaten some very gross food and now has massive diarrhea comes and takes a giant shit all over the glass box while you're inside. After shes done they hose it off and let you out.

Tom: Dude how was the glass box show?
Phil: Very very strange. She ate some very bad Kim Chi. But oddly enough, I'm gonna go watch another one!

by whydoiknowthesethings June 29, 2009