Chat blimey, get governered.

A postmodern take on the work of the great twitterati, Jamie Vardy. It adds a uniquely British twist to a classic intimidation.

Did you hear how Archie got hit in Malia after telling the promoter you'll work for me some day?
Man was talking bare shit, chat blimey, get governered.

by roadmanHKU October 25, 2017

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best friend group chat

a way to communicate, make plans, and share jokes , via text

"hey wanna hang out with the girls tonight?"
"sure! text on the best friend group chat"

by kittykatsalways April 4, 2016

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Help for desperate paranoid parents who don´t feel having enough control on their kids, and who feel lost when they find acronyms like "ftw,” “pyt” and “otp,” when spying on their internet activities.

"Ever wonder what your child is really saying online?
Well now it’s easy to find out with the all new Teen Chat Acronym Decoder!"

by rperazag June 16, 2010

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Facebook Chat blue balls

when you look at your contacts on Facebook Chat, notice someone's online, click their name, then it tells you they're offline.
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation

Damn, thought he was online... Now I got Facebook Chat blue balls.

by BallsyAndBlue December 7, 2010

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kaine has left the chat

when a dramatic person gets offended in a group chat and leaves like a pussy

"you are fat and ugly"

*kaine has left the chat*

by sherloidbaisherloid July 10, 2018

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the group chat got leaked

When the group chat gets out to the public so you and your friends have to explain the talk about war crimes, World War II and I, gay things, and more.

Friend 1: "The group chat got leaked."
Friend 2: "Oh shit we goin to jail."

by GOOBER LOVER June 4, 2023

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