wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Picnic table crew

A crew that assembles to light up a bowl and get ubber high consists of awesome college kids

Sara via text is the picnic table crew going to meet

Ryan fuck ya last time at the picnic table crew sara lost her eyes due to super highness

by jong kerr April 18, 2011

Table

A place where you sit by, sit things, and where nearly anything can happen on top of it (And I mean everything)

Did you do it on the Table

by Leviction March 13, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Jerk table

Table upon which multiple men pleasure themselves.

We all gathered around the jerk table.

by Rafter P Archery October 4, 2020

round tabled

to be within a group of people at a party or gathering when food is ordered. But it's exactly what you craved least.

I was hanging with the guys and they said there was gonna be food at the party. I was hoping for some take-out chinese but I totally got Round tabled by some oven baked lasagna.

by Timothy Gruich January 18, 2009

TABLE

A person who pops up randomly like a thirty second unskipable ad and brings the motherfucking table to the function

"Oh here comes jake the table" "table is so smash able"

by Capycinno March 22, 2025