butt patties

when yo booty so flat it turns into a patty

Yo margaret! I think you got butt patties.

by annsthemann October 21, 2014

butt soaking

Resting the wiener inside the butt without thrusting as to remain an anal virgin

Molly was a whore but wanted to save something until marriage, so she would only do butt soaking

by Jwaching July 21, 2016

butt plundering

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

by ass pirating December 14, 2013

butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

butt skateboarding

Where someone is too lazy or unable to use the skateboard properly and rolls around sitting on the skateboard with their butt on the back and feet on the front.

The girl couldn't skateboard properly so she decided to go butt skateboarding down the hill

by dang_gurl March 27, 2015

butt stamp

when one stands up from a seat and a large, sweaty imprint of their butt remains.

joe stood up to get off the bus and didn't realize he left a butt stamp on the seat. all the other passengers refused to sit there and eyed joe as he exited the bus.

by dordan jewert July 29, 2009

Butt Perfume

various odours sprayed from ones anus, directly on someones skin.leaving the wearer with a pungent butt perfume odour.

"yo Tayla, what's the scent you got on"
"its Hayley's butt perfume"
"how'd yo get that"
"are you daft? she needs to fart on you dude"

by Bigstick_69__ August 26, 2016