Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

Lazy kitty

When a girl just lays with her legs spread just waiting for sex.

Jane was just a lazy kitty when her boyfriend wanted sex.

by Pmdono August 12, 2016

Lazy

Sam

Sam is lazy.

by jabberboxx April 21, 2017

Lazy panhandler

Noun: a person who chooses to make money in a very non conventional way. Money is not earned through labor.

I hate this job. I’m gonna get famous on the internet and become a lazy panhandler.

by The lazy panhandler May 6, 2025

lazy streaker

A person who Streaks with you on SnapChat, but is SUPER lazy. They tend to send black pictures with simple captions such as "streaks" or "gn/gm streaks".

Ryan: " Bro, I hate streaking with Emily... all of the pictures she sends me are SO boring. She's such a lazy streaker."

Bobby: "I feel you dude, after I hit 100 days with her I stopped..."

by xphiaggie January 29, 2017

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

Lazy employee

Known as a Timmy Sullivan

Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee

by PorkNbeans123 September 15, 2022