cloud crocodile

Slang for a dragon.
More specifically, an Eastern dragon themed around the sky or clouds.
Person A: Why am I seeing long shadows?
Person B: It's those dumb cloud crocodiles.
by ChameleonDragon May 17, 2019
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Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).
Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."
by House of Cods March 29, 2017
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Cum cloud

A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.
Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"
by Howard_Ross4life May 02, 2022
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counting clouds

"The weed put me sleep, i was counting clouds last night"
by zoriboi February 02, 2012
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cloud leap

When using cloud technology to leap from a traditional process to a completely digital process based on cloud services.
Abraham Lincoln school cloud leaped their homework feedback with the use of Google classroom instead of students turning in their homework on paper.
by Alexandercho January 08, 2018
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happy clouds

The smoke from your weed or vape.
I'm smokin up happy clouds guys.
by Perseus Rose August 10, 2015
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cloud fanatic

A person who voluntarily polices the internet. A Wikipedia user who meticulously combs Wikipedia entries to remove any detail that is not meticulously cited to a mainstream US-based authority or publication.
"Did you hear that Wikipedia removed any reference to the genocide in Gaza? Ya, it turns out Robert Kirby said it wasn't a genocide so some cloud fanatic removed the entry."
by Ohj News April 15, 2024
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