Canadian Oil Rig

When the man is upside down resting his shoulders on the floor with his bottom facing up while his partner drills his in a downward motion.

John gave him the old Canadian Oil Rig

by ManCaveUser January 14, 2022

Oil Sandwich

Sandwich with Oil it is very epic to eat for breakfeast and very healthy similar to semen sandwiches and cement sandwiches (epic)

Oh I liked eating my oil sandwich this morning !

by astra fujiwara March 22, 2021

oil hick

A man who works on the oil field, swears like a trucker, can’t pronounce their A’s and sleeps with anyone except their wife.

“After o got off work I went to the bar and banged this chick and then went home like nothing happened man”
“Good shit, a real oil hick”
“Only the best”

by Centertree March 15, 2024

Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.

I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.

by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025

Diddy oil

Diddy oil is the nickname for the brand of baby oil Diddy used to oil up all the gay men, and kids.

Ima get my Diddy oil and oil you up lil bro

by anonymous August 24, 2025

curtis oil canvas

The greatest football player ever

Man one: hey did you see that football game
Man two: Yeah Curtis oil canvas was awesome

by rickzdrfasfgd May 7, 2008

Oil On Wood

Telling someone that they are like "Oil on wood" is like telling someone that they are beautiful and that they stand out in a good way. Putting oil on wood preserves the wood and makes it stand out more so when you say that someone is like "oil on wood" is like telling them that they are preserved and that they look outstanding.

"Oh you look like oil on wood today"

"Wow this dress on you is like oil on wood"

by Szymon.P December 15, 2019