puppy monkey baby

A super bowl 50 Mountain Dew commercial that is fun to say but hell to hear.

Hey mom, guess what? Puppy monkey baby!

by That random dude September 22, 2016

lets fuck this puppy

Let's do this

Game on

Let's go

Girl: You ready to go to the bar?
Guy: Lets fuck this puppy

by Wroewroe October 6, 2016

Puppy-Dog Eyes

Eyes so large and sparkly that you look like a fucking dog

Lindsey has massive puppy-dog eyes. Her and my dog fido look like twins.

by A stack of doughnuts March 13, 2021

Eager puppy overkill

After a successful first date, trying to plan a second date to occur within three days of the initial date.

"Yeah, first date went great, I'm thinking of asking her what she's doing Saturday."
"Don't do it, you went out Thursday; Saturday would be eager puppy overkill."

by middkdr February 20, 2009

Puppy Fat Dolls

Under 15 year olds who dress like sluts and wear excessive amounts of make-up! Stupid hair back-brushed off their heads is optional. From the name of girl-band, Pussy Cat Dolls

Talk about Puppy Fat Dolls

by LEpurple October 7, 2010

Interracial Slush Puppy

A black male anally fucks a white girl, mexican girl, muslim girl, and an asian girl. After ejaculation in each ass the girl then shits into a slush puppy cup. After all the shit is collected, the girls drink up.

DeSean: What is your favorite slush puppy flavor?
Megan: An Interracial Slush Puppy.

DeSean: Stay thirsty my friends.

by Kyle Zeterbergz April 11, 2011

Puppy Kisses

The act of tickling a partner’s butthole with one’s nose a la Eskimo kisses.

“Bro, I stopped eating her ass to give her butthole Eskimo kisses.”
“Chicks love puppy kisses.”

by DirtyNix May 14, 2018