Farmer Brown New York

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.

Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.

by New York Stories May 27, 2024

New York blues

The overwhelming feeling of despair felt by someone who has escaped from New York upon returning. Usually felt within the first hours of arrival or with the sight of specific landmarks.

Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.

Coworker: I hear you moved to West Virginia, nothing but hicks out there right?

Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.

Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!

by Alchemicalnormiegram June 9, 2021

The New New York

An almost unrecognizable city, silent and still, filled with people yet seemingly abandoned.

From her balcony she looked down at the bizarrely empty streets of the New New York.

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020

New York Breakfast

When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.

I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.

by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021

New York

The city that Potato City citizens always talk trash about during their commute.

Potato City citizen talks trash about New York during their commute on a Ridgeworth Island bound Q train.

by Jan Visian June 21, 2023

when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York

why did you pick it up dumb ass.

"# when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York"

by @HEYBITCHS March 7, 2025

New york

Shittiest state to live in. Smells like my dogs ass and trash bags just laying on the sides of the road. You don't have a license and have absolutely no idea how to drive? The New York streets welcome you! People are rude as fuck and shit is so overpriced. I paid 11 dollars for a latte and croissant at Starbucks when i pay 8 dollars in Florida. That was just Manhattan, Brooklyn is even worse. Guys there think consent is a myth and that every woman likes to be groped by a drunk, nasty smelling stranger. Rockefeller center has absolutely nothing to do and the state in general is so overhyped. The only people who like New York are New Yorkers who have never been outside their shitty state. Times square is probably the most overhyped land mark there. They put more effort in making an add for an ass cream look flashy than actually cleaning their streets. Only thing I liked there was a shirt i saw that said New York ❤️S me. Their two story cvs was pretty cool too.

Literally anyone else: “hey do you know where the nearest mcdo-”
New Yorker: “ fuck off you stupid overweight, built like the titanic pig. Instead of ordering a big mac why don't you order some bitches?”

by Wifebeater2000 June 3, 2022