naked forklift

Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended…

Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!

by dubl-D February 3, 2012

serious naked

adj. To be particularly good-looking when naked.

Yo, I had no idea her body was that fine. She was serious naked.

by MLJBSTAMCT March 4, 2011

Naked Odwalla

Naked Odwalla's are decendants of Oompa Loompa's. The Naked Odwalla Tribe is believed to be an extinct race that originated from Odwallaville back in 1602. They are called "Naked" Odwalla's because they have never been spotted with clothes on, and have been known to flash their genitalia at humans as a prank. They are now rumored to still exist and run the Illuminati, Legend tells they will reveal themselves again on 12/21/2012.

The Naked Odwalla Flashed its Junk in my face!

by Mrbuzzmuff September 13, 2011

church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.

Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness

by notncrmie July 12, 2017

bootyhole naked

When someone is naked to the point where u can see their booty hole

I was in the booty klub last night and they was bootyhole naked

by booty naked July 25, 2017

Nakeness

Literally a word that was created by Hajar which probably means nudity but no one really know sorry

"No nakeness today for you"

by Livewithit August 10, 2017

Naked Man Left in the Drained Pool

The naked man left in the drained pool is typically someone who was around something that started, and then there after it leaves, like a nostalgia nerd, or someone left in the middle after their two friends have a fight with each-other and break apart the friendship.

Jeez, my friend is still obsessed with Dungeon Keeper 2. What a naked man left in the drained pool.

by Ethanhead258 August 13, 2017