Michael Cialone

A caring man, usually pulls a lot of hoes (unless hoes mad)

I saw this really hot guy named Michael Cialone, I sat on his face

by There are only 2 genderss November 2, 2019

Michael Grapje

A joke that is made by a retard, and only he understands it.

"Great, that was a typical "Michael Grapje" , I'm dying right now" Sarcasm off

by Media Boy November 27, 2019

Michael Can't Draw

Michael Can't Draw is an American YouTube narcissist, he often clowns on other YouTubers for clout. Hes a pokemon card freak and owns mario kart curtains.

If you encounter a Michael Can't Draw, make sure to tell your family you love then, since Michael will make sure you watch all his videos to the point where the only thing you'll see is his face.

"Hey loin boi, wheres christan Ted??"
"Oh...he got Michael-syndrome"
"Noooo!! AHHHH #FRICKMICHAELCANTDRAW"

(Michael Can't Draw definition)

by Tay Animations January 20, 2020

michael pella

One of my friends, they’re the biggest stud I know and is irresistible to everyone except for me.

Lafrenard: Wow Michael Pella is the biggest stud in North-Western Ontario

Timbits: Yeah he’s massive

Morrow: yeah

Morrow:

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 13, 2020

Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020

Michael

He is truly the best person you will ever meet. He is kind, smart, and caring. He listens to you when you have something to say( even whether or not its important.) They are super athletic and are the superior athletes. They will always make sure that you are super happy no matter what. They are truly the best boyfriends that you could ever ask for. I hope you have the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! I luv u so much Michael!

Michael is the best boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for!

by Mellyyyyyyyy September 16, 2020

Michael archer

means that you're attracted to people of all genders. This includes people who don't identify with any gender or is a form of sexual or romantic attraction focused on particular inanimate objects

A mickey jeest is when Michael archer has drank one can

by The Irish bakkis Botha November 23, 2020