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Miles

Open mouth smile, under armor outfits and a hard part in his hair.
Miles doesn’t accept participation awards.
by Big Daddy Baklava November 28, 2020
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Miles

A dude with a really large ass
Miles' ass is sooooooooooooo fat, like oh my god its huge.
by racingflxmes October 22, 2020
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Miles

every time i look at Miles, i feel my brain shrinking
by mary452 November 2, 2020
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Miles

Miles is a guy with a massive, throbbing cock that will destroy any woman in sight, Including your mom.
"Have you seen Miles' cock? It's almost godly!"
by NIGGER!!!! November 2, 2020
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moon miles

When the mileage on a car exceeds 250,000km, it is then known to have “moon miles”
What’s the mileage like on that yoke?” “323,000km” “You’ll never be able to sell that, it has “moon miles” on it”
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Miles

Name of boy.

Athletic, funny, kind.
I’m at miles’ house
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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
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