mike dover

The crossover no-one asked for.

person 1: mike hunt is better
person 2: ben dover is better
person 3: mike dover

by My Pseudonym is here now. February 08, 2021

Mike Toreno

A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.

Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.

by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022

mike rivera

a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.

you're such a Mike rivera

by dicknibbler November 20, 2015

Mike Tysoned

When someone pulls you’re cock out and it hits them in the head knocking them out

Bro, she pulled my pants down and my dick knocked her out cold, I Mike Tysoned her.

by Ooga Booga Monkey Man February 13, 2022

mike justice

A microphone that serves mad justice. Rumor has it, mike justice is best served in 7s.

See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.

“is that a mike justice?”
“yeah dude, I think it is!”
“whoa, we are so lucky!”

by mikejusticefanclub September 03, 2023

Other Mike

Other Mike is one of two friends who are both named Mike, but is the second of the two you have met. Hence the 'other'. It is not necessarily a lower status, but used to differentiate in a conversation between two Mikes. Can also be refered to as "O to the M".

'Hey Mike, are you coming to lunch?' 'Yah I'll be there in five.' Oh, ok, Other Mike just called and said he was coming too.'

by Why She Needs Two October 04, 2007

MIO Mike

The youngin with all the game in history

Aye! My nigga! I found out who stoler ya girl!, Who? MIO Mike.

by Li Joka23😈 November 27, 2019