Doppyflong Mace

The next level of a "doppyflong" wherein you sew or fasten several large dildos to the outside of a bag or to the end of a stick, then beat someone with the doppyflong mace

I will fashion a doppyflong mace and humble this knave for his insolence

by Doppyflonger April 28, 2025

Rusty Mace

When your partner bends over, doggie style during sex, and she has part of a turd popping out like the bulbus end of a mace.

"Eeeww, bro, I went to do this chic doggie style and when she bent over, she had a Rusty Mace.. eeeehhh"

by AcousticGoonie December 1, 2025

Carter Mackey

Carter Mackey is a very good kitten that meows for his master, he also gets pegged under the bleachers at school, he is the creator of the reverse chicken, he gets daily rimjobs from his whole family and he gives them back, he may say I love you baby to you if you get close with him, when he rides his mini bike he sits on the dildo seat and has dildo grips on his bikes, he lives moaning and screaming faster daddy while riding his hog, also he drinks water out of condoms because he can’t afford a bottle, he has crabs btw so if you don’t wanna get itchy go away , might be a Jew maid femboy

Carter Mackey is a good boy

by Sjnansoww December 8, 2025

North Macedonian Orange Juice

Making North Macedonian Orange Juice is when you inject your piss into a dead person's bladder, then squeeze it out of their rotting genitals, pouring it into a canister for later use.

"holy shit dude, you just drank my North Macedonian Orange Juice!"

by Coonmaster21 December 8, 2025

Empire of Mace

A newly created Empire originating in RHS, Richmond, B.C. Made up of several shady characters from a supposed History 12 class, they enact upon devious schemes involving time travel and dinosaurs.

Nap time is especially encouraged within the Empire, as well as collective dictatorship.

"Hey Johnny, did you get those groceries I asked you for?"

"Hellz no, I was attacked by a time traveling dinosaur from the Empire of Mace."

"Shitty."

by Emperor Mace December 14, 2008

Drew and macy

#Blaine likes macy Colin needs to kill himself

Drew and macy needs to kill themselves

by sajdfkl jalskdjf klasdf November 23, 2016

Cheidre Kyle Mackey

The cutest

Cheidre Kyle Mackey aka lil Cheiby is, in fact, the cutest

by Xavierathome April 13, 2020