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knob jockey

one who likes who like to ride knob
mom: morgan why do you have to be such a knob jockey?
morgan k: sorry mom, i just love knob!!
by blacklover19 November 2, 2008
mugGet the knob jockeymug.

dirty knob

Any fan or enthusiast of films or television shows featuring American actor Rob Schneider
I can't believe Dominic is a dirty knob. Doesn't he know Rob Schneider hires the migrant workers at Lowes to choke him while he pleasures himself?
by herbertdroo October 11, 2022
mugGet the dirty knobmug.

Knob snatching

"Knob snatching is a old art, once used to pleasure eachother, one another's partners would pull eachothers dicks, preferably the tip and this has to be a gay couple, in return, they pull until one gives up, although some may not accept this defeat, resulting in there dick being pulled off"
“They were Knob Snatching so hard they’re dicks fell off” said the professor teaching the lecture
by Autisticgorilla420 February 5, 2024
mugGet the Knob snatchingmug.

Knob

noun. Somebody too stupid to be an entire tool of the Military-Industrial complex bipartisan shit show in the junk heap on the Potomac called the ship of state; just a hive-minded true believer in red, white or blue on a black background with a purple frame, hearting the bullshit of their chosen color and getting angry at the other color. Mass Pavlovian conditioning to cheer on a clown car demolition derby on a figure 8 track cheering and jeering at the baboons in congress on Capitol Hill.
Are you serious, you knob? Trust Elon to get us to Mars when his second stages rain debris all over the bahamas and boca chica, calling the launches a success because they caught the boosters with giant chopsticks?
by Whistle Blower0013 April 1, 2025
mugGet the Knobmug.

Reuben’s Knob

Reuben’s knob is made of only the finest and rarest materials... that’s why it is so tiny!!! It perches ontop of his cow sized bollocks like an eagle.

He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan

They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps
Reuben’s knob? I’ve heard of it but never seen it!!!
by Naked Chinese man June 24, 2020
mugGet the Reuben’s Knobmug.

Pierre's knob

Connor's Cock
im gonna ride pierre's knob
by sdfghjkiuyg December 21, 2022
mugGet the Pierre's knobmug.

Knob

He is such an absolute Knob
by ThatJimboGuy December 30, 2018
mugGet the Knobmug.

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