Jersey foot

The foot of a New Jersian which is so callosed that almost thing can hurt it. This condition usually occurs to people who live by the beach, (not down the shore), and also play a lot of sports. The combined sports blisters, and sand work togeather on the foot to form a thick, hard layer of skin which is nreal impenatrable, and immune to pain. Anyone that has a Jersey Foot can be seen easily walking around bareoot on the beach sand, and pavement on the brightest and hottest of days where as anyone else has to jump and sprint around in futile attempts to avoid burning layers of skin off their feet

fag bennie: Yo man, you see that girl, how the hell is she walking so easily down the beach when even i had to juimp from shadow to shadow?

Local: Dude don't you know?, everyone around here has the Jersey foot, the heat doesn't bother us.

by jersey beach bum October 16, 2005

Jerosexual

When two men love each other so much that it isn’t even considered gay. This is the highest level of homosexuality for men.

Miguel: Can we get some coffee?

John: Um oh I don’t know (bites bottom lip).

Miguel: Bitc* choose something !
John: STARBIES?!?
Miguel: Yasssss!!!
John: Since I’m a straight as a circle i should be considered Jerosexual right?
Miguel: Yasss Queen Yasss you’re Jerosexual Like me!

by Niael July 24, 2017

Jersey Tower

when two Jersey Shore actors attempt to perform an Eiffel tower and inevitably have to chest bump midway through it

DJ Pauly D - Yo Situation, chest bump!
Situation - Sweet Jersey Tower man
Snooki - *muffled words* oh, you guys *muffled words*

by jukapAS829 April 29, 2010

Jersey Snore

A show that you expected to be cool but ends up being gay.

Man that Family Guy episode was a Jersey Snore

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

Jerome

Fit as fuck

Girl 1 - who is that fine asf dude
Girl 2 - thats jerome, hes mine so back off

by cosimnoordinarygal June 3, 2020

Jerome

the one who can change the world.

Them: How do you think we can bring peace Jerome?

Jerome: Ain't No Peace Until We Get A Piece

by CoolZulu August 2, 2021

New Jersey Sunburn

When you bite into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza to be removed from a pizza pie minutes after being cooked, then removed from a 500 degree oven. Generaly due to severe hunger. It was coined by the owner of Punk Rock Records who was laughing at a guido, on MTV's Jersey Shore.

Some jackass guido, on the MTV show, "Jersey Shore" filmed in Seaside Hights, NJ. In haste he bit into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza. The cheese immediately stuck to the roof of his mouth. It's result was a second degree burn. It is ultimately known as a "New Jersey Sunburn"

by Punk Rock Records October 30, 2010