Weed Album

The CD case of the worst album by one's favorite band, which they use to grind up weed on.

May also be a least favorite movie, book, or video game in a series.

Bert grinds his weed exclusively on Lupe Fiasco's LASERS, which is his weed album.

by bumticker January 18, 2012

Weed Smoothie

The act of mixing different strains of weed, usually by breaking up or grinding the buds in one container and shaking it around, resulting in an homogenous mixture of the weed and smoking it will give you a collaboration of different highs that each strain gives you.

james, mike, joe, dave, and matt each put a nug from their own stash in a grinder and made a weed smoothie. When they smoked it they had both an intense body and head high

by Joe Sano August 28, 2012

Fish Weed

Some crappy weed that smells and tastes like salmon. When you smoke it, your lungs turn into fish and continue to puke smoke out of your mouth.
When you smoke fish weed, it is considered going fishing.

Dude: Dude, I took a huge hit o dat fish weed and i fucken got fish lungs all day now! Fishing is fun!

Other Dude: Wo man

by MitchnCam December 07, 2005

Weed eyes

when your eyes become red and irritating because weed is in your eyes. The weed comes from "busting up" weed to smoke.

Guy 1: Man, my eyes hurt. They're all watery and red.
Guy 2: Yo man, you got weed eyes. Get some of that Visine.

by Christopher J. D. November 20, 2008

Dad weed

Weed that is sort of funky, isn't all that good and it tastes funny, but your dad grew it and gave you a shit ton of it, so there's nothing else to do except smoke it with your buds.

"Smokin' some more of that dad weed are you?"

by Kilgore Troutt April 04, 2015

Dork Weed

One who has reached a certain level of stupidity that is beyond recognition.
Can be used a simple insult such as "dork" or "idiot".

2. Want to go run on Thriftways roof tonight?
1. No
2. Why?
1. Because I don’t want to get caught!

Next day:
2. I got caught
1. You are such a dork weed.

by Erin Kommer October 11, 2006

Ambulance Weed

that good good, some fire , dank ass weed, shit that makes you sleep and wake up still high

that nigga had to go to the hospital cuz he smoked too much ambulance weed

by that nigga speedy March 14, 2009