To engage in aural sex (that's right, ear sex) and to shoot your load down, around and in your sexually submissive partner's lugholes. Giving the appearance of white ears.
Usually results in brain damage and death.
Usually results in brain damage and death.
Jane: I love you jeff
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*
Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*
Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!
by j7x (james sevenfold bent) November 25, 2006
Get the Cauliflower Earmug. by August Larson February 10, 2007
Get the ear locksmug. Ear Rape
(verb)
when a male takes his penis and tries to force it to another's ear. It is not meant to give pleasure; It is meant for torture and pain. It's meant for a male to hurt someone and its rape only into the ear. The person getting it forced into the ear can be another male or a female. Ther male forcing it into the ear could also be a shemale
(verb)
when a male takes his penis and tries to force it to another's ear. It is not meant to give pleasure; It is meant for torture and pain. It's meant for a male to hurt someone and its rape only into the ear. The person getting it forced into the ear can be another male or a female. Ther male forcing it into the ear could also be a shemale
R: Did you hear about that 16 year old lady who was ear raped by that 55 year old man?!
T: Yeah! I can't believe it! It must've hurt a lot and I hope shes okay.
T: Yeah! I can't believe it! It must've hurt a lot and I hope shes okay.
by BVBSixx June 21, 2014
Get the ear rapedmug. by TomL December 3, 2006
Get the Dog Earsmug. A crease in one's ear in the form a Camel Toe may have in ones crotch area. Usually found on descendants of the Fazzolari family.
by =) October 1, 2003
Get the camel earmug. "Hey, ear fuck me baby. Let's breathe heavily, ask what each other is wearing, and discuss how to get each other get off over the phone."
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
Get the Ear fuckmug. A variation on the "tea bag"; a sexual undertaking in which the male dips his testicles into the woman's ear. The woman is usually in a prostrated or subordinate position for the expanse of the process.
Sometimes, a female may perform the actual bagging if they use a strap on scrotum, or get one of those testicle thingies that rednecks hang from their pick-up trucks.
Sometimes, a female may perform the actual bagging if they use a strap on scrotum, or get one of those testicle thingies that rednecks hang from their pick-up trucks.
by DDB Man July 30, 2009
Get the Ear Bagmug.