Chasin Honey

Chasing life's goals. Chasing money, love, education etc.

Melissa is too busy chasin honey to bother with hanging out.

by Honey Chas October 21, 2022

Low Key Hokey Pokey

Fucking on the DL.

Me: Ay gurl, wanna do the low key hokey pokey?
Girl: Okie dokie!

by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

Eastern Field Hockey

The best field hockey team in new jersey. The girls work their asses off day and night. Their coach is one of the best coaches in the nation, not only is she extremely hard on the girls but she pushes them to strive their greatness. Every girl who graduates from eastern playing field hockey is going D1. Their coach hand makes D1 athletes. Their practices go longer then any other sport at the school. All the girls lift like crazy during the off season, and come back every season stronger then the football team. Before every practice they have an hour of some type of crazy hard run their coach makes up. Every girl on the team is committed all year round and they train like an animal. If you date a girl that plays field hockey for Eastern in New Jersey, Most likely she will out run you, out lift you, out footwork you, and kick your ass. These girls spend their summer training their ASSES off, while still saving some nights to have fun. The team gets better and better every year. Eastern field hockey team could destroy anyone’s football team. Winning their field hockey games 13-0 and have a 20 year streak of being state champs. These girls are beasts.

She plays field hockey at Eastern.... she’s a stud.

Eastern field hockey girls always go D1

Eastern Field Hockey is insane

by Field Hockey June 4, 2018

Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey

A scapegoat when oh fuq, grandpa is ded.

Timmy: "Mommy, why isn't grandpa waking up?"
Mommy: "Don't worry, Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey."
Timmy: "Why has he been sleeping for 3 years mommy?"
Mommy: "Shut up and get back in your cage you monkey."
Timmy: "Make me bich."

by FUQ, GRANDPA'S DED! March 5, 2020

Mississippi mud honey

The act of peeing inside of someone’s butthole. Then using his/her butthole like a shower

Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.

by DOWNSINDROMED July 14, 2020

a land of milk and honey

a country where living conditions are good and people have the opportunity to make a lot of money

Many Mexicans regard the United States as a land of milk and honey.

by humorous.vitamin April 19, 2015

Winnie The Pooh Blood and Honey

The banana splits got there part in a horror movie reboot now why not Disney’s the Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh blood and honey

Everyone can use Winnie the Pooh even horror makers in this movie a college Christopher Robin abandons Winnie the Pooh (just like the banana spilts) know Winnie the Pooh and piglet are to main characters are on a bloody rampage getting there revenge a creepy slashers BOOM childhood ruined

Kid:Hey mommy I want to see this s movie of Winnie the Pooh !

Mom: Oh what is it- oh god sweetie i dont- shit-

by Burger Boi May 27, 2022