Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
by HoboHam April 15, 2020
Get the Hobo Hammocksmug. Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.
by pensa_coke_cola June 3, 2024
Get the Secret Hobomug. The act of mother nature sprinkling her luscious juices on those damn dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.
I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleway, but now it's ruined. Damn hobo showers.
A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
by ItsHardyTime February 25, 2011
Get the Hobo Showermug. by ItsWhateverBruh January 17, 2022
Get the Power Hobomug. A term used to define a D&D player who does Murder-Hobo type shenanigans (such as randomly robbing NPCs) but doesn't have good stats to fight and kill their way out of a bad situation.
"I was playing like an absolute suicide-hobo when I used my 1st level halfling bard to lie and steal from some really strong dwarf NPCs. I absolutely would have died if they caught me.
by Ceaig69420 October 8, 2023
Get the Suicide-Hobomug. A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
Get the bed hobomug. by Clp transport December 8, 2020
Get the hobo hotdishmug.