by Rev Sharpton February 17, 2023
Get the democrat ghettomug. Ghetto tamale or ghetto tamales are one of the best comfort foods in a prison or a penitentiary. They are a mixture of crushed ramen noodles and crushed chips of any kind soaked in boiling water. It is what most like to eat alone in their cells hidden from their cellys after having an unpleasant jail meal or not enough food. If seen making it by other people around the tank or your celly they are bound to ask you for a piece.
Ingredients:
-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.
-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork
Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.
Ingredients:
-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.
-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork
Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.
Celly 1: Yo I’m about to make myself a ghetto tamale since the lunch food had so little food.
Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.
Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?
Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.
Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.
Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?
Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.
by joshwua915 May 11, 2021
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Get the Ghetto-traumamug. by Cole Skillet November 23, 2009
Get the Ghetto Dimemug. An inexplicably nice "thang", or "booty", which happens to be from the ghetto. The term "ghetto thang" originated in a small mid-western town, at a small and darkly lit billiards establishment known as "Frontier Lanes." The original "ghetto thang" is a legendary object, desired by some, admired by all.
Ghetto thang: The true "ghetto thang" remains an enigma, known but rarely seen, and only in fleeting glimpses. Maybe one day it will be captured on film, but until then, it remains only a legend.
by TheKeeperOfTheLegend December 22, 2008
Get the [Ghetto thang]mug. A fat and ugly girl/woman that dresses like a prositute. She gives up her ass to any "cock" who is willing to fuck her. Known to be easy, sleazy and greazy (like KFC). A ghetto hen is bad news and only wants sloppy, stank and humiliating sex.
See that fat bitch over there in the short mini skirt, and got the stretch marks across her entire body?.... She's a Ghetto Hen.
by D2thaDouble May 25, 2012
Get the Ghetto Henmug. When a person or person(s) feel as though, they can say or do anything to you without any repercussions. If there is any type of response to their actions, they claim to feel disrespected. Ghetto Authority is perpetrated by those who do not own or control anything, just their mouths and physical actions.
A example of a person with Ghetto Authority speaks using curse words and curses out others. But, when another person curses in front of them, they claim it to be disrespectful. Basically stating that the rule that they applied to you does not apply to themselves.
by damonsocool August 10, 2013
Get the Ghetto Authoritymug.