[Fucktard]

Someone who doesn't understand what they are being told to, while in bed. "i dont no what guys u've hooked up with but thats like impossible"

hahahahha and last time i tried hes all uhhh how do i do thattt
lol... fucktard.

by Andrew Ble January 5, 2009

Fucktard

An intelligent person that screws up at every turn

He’s so fucktarded he can’t open a ziplock bag.

by f*r September 1, 2022

Fucktard

A retarded person

“Your such a fucktard!”

by Fucktard65 January 18, 2018

fucktard

One that is so ginormously fucking stupid that the only way to refer to their intellectual capacity is with a word that ascends the average retard.

Roger is such a fucktard! He told the teacher he cheated on the test AFTER he passed the class.

by Icarusburns July 27, 2021

Fucktard

word used to describe a person or friend who has done something wrong

Give me back my Lunch money you Fucktard; said Jimmy to his Mom

by UrbanMasterDictionary May 10, 2018

fucktard

Complete oaf, idiot; one who often makes a mockery of himself due to a series of poor decisions; commonly given to ex-lover who made dumb choices

Your such a fucktard for taking me, a vegan, to a burger joint.

by a$ap_ash August 30, 2015

fucktard

a common title given to a truly, incredibly, astoundingly fucking ape

"Caboose, you team killing fucktard!"

by HELLO SPACE CADETS!! December 31, 2014