four-year-plan

The extremely safe method to not have children, consisting of waiting four years with a boyfriend/girlfriend before having sex. Also can be taken as 1 base for every year.

Mike: "You hit that yet?"
Skeeter: "Naw man, only half way through that four-year-plan. Sho aint gonna be paying no child support though, YADADAMEAN?!?"

by Mixmaster Skeeter January 27, 2006

Four Legged Alarm System

A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".

I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!

by Jay Dog February 3, 2010

twenty four hour ice

When you are pissed at your significant other so you don't communicate with them for twenty four hours.

"Yeah, Ryan wouldn't stop making fun of my leather jogging pants, I think it's time for some twenty four hour ice."

Ryan wouldn't stop making jokes about my sweatpants, so I am putting him on twenty four hour ice.

by Jessi loves Chicago February 12, 2015

infinity plus four

Infinity plus four was discovered by a genius, though his name is unknown. This genius mathematician first stumbled this formula while lurking around on this very website. First he saw the definition for infinity plus one, then plus two, then plus three... but it stopped there. He thought to himself... what if? What if there was an infinity plus 4? And thus this equation was born. It is the highest number known to man. Anything higher would make your brain implode.
or would it...?!?

Stupid: I'm so much better than you at this game.
Stupider: NO! I'm like, infinity plus one times better than you.
Stupidest: Whatever you losers, I'm infinity plus four times better than both of you combined.
*gasp*
Genius: Actually. I am the greatest, for I am infinity plus 4 times greater than all of you.
*bigger gasp*

by Unknown and Anonymous April 10, 2008

four-letter word

A set of words written with four letters that are considered obscene or vulgar unless written on the internet.

four-letter words in Real Life:
Kid - "shit..."
Dad - "What the Fuck did you say?"
On the Net:
Kid - "omg slut. damn what a fucking shit cunt"
Dad - "qft"

by Kirkface September 25, 2005

four dollar bill

1.)A lie or fabrication that someone tells you in order to get you to do something that u normally wouldn't. 2.)A lie someone tells you
to pass the blame to some one else.

stop try'n to slip me a four dollar bill! i know u did it!

by meech Young November 18, 2004

Four Loko

A drink that makes you wind up in a random hallway with levi.

damn, that was her 2nd four loko.

by not ansley. :P December 14, 2010