Get sharked

Don’t care?

Get sharked.
Someone say stupid shit?
Get sharked.
Shark gif is not required but always welcomed.
"I tripped over a rock ☺️😰"
"No one asked, get sharked"
by Lyrre September 14, 2023
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dinner shark

n. A person who dates, often via apps, with the primary purpose of being treated to a meal.
"I try to weed out the dinner sharks, so I usually just ask girls out for a coffee."
by shaniez August 20, 2017
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Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.
by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020
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Shark Sex

Shark sex involves a lot of biting, thrashing and rolling around! Often the male has to bite the female's back, flanks and fins in order to get into a position to mate successfully
I'm dominant in bed. I'm into shark sex
by hor00s October 23, 2023
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Grandpa shark

A man from alabama that shoves his big black cock (bbc) down a philapeno girls throat
by I fuh yo bih December 01, 2018
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Sorbet shark

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"Sorbet shark you're so wise I love you !"
by Alex Madnu November 24, 2021
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Shard sharking

The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth
Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?
by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020
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