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foods before dudes

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.

Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.
Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner

Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.

Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.

Melissa: o shit u right
by hiwelcometohollister May 31, 2018
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Foodsexual

just sexually love food, just because you get a boner from food, don't make you "Foodsexual" but let be real if you tell someone your "Foodsexual" it would go something like this:
Guy 1: "Hey, i have something to tell you"
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: *slap guy 1* "Are a dumbass!?"
Guy 1: "No, i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: "Ok then tell me why you Foodsexual"
Guy 1: "I get boner from food"
Guy 2: "that don't mean shit, that don't make you Foodsexual, you just super dirty mined when looking at food"
Guy 1: "No, i just really love food so much"
Guy 2: "So when you look at a fucking big mac, you just be like: "Man, i want to fuck that big mac so hard" like no one think that"
Guy 1: "Yes"
Guy 2: "Just because you really love something don't mean it have to be a sexuality, i love chairs. but that don't mean i would make something like Chairsexual"
by A dude that is a Dude January 2, 2023
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busted fool

nerd says:wazzup nigga?!
hustler says:dont call me a nigga,u busted fool!
by max.ianic January 12, 2008
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Zack Folsom

A person, usually a male with a uni-brow shaped like a v, with long brown hair. usually tall, does not like to shave,plays guitar,likes ac/dc buys strap-Locks and nothing else (he doesn't want his guitar to fall. Likes girls, but just for show nothin' else. Uses HIs middle name instead of his first name.
Sam: "Hey did you see zack?"
Nick:" yeah he's over there putting his strap-Locks!!!"
Jason: "Not again"
Jimmy:"That Zack Folsom!!!!"
by dslfjweiofrj November 8, 2009
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Whole Foods Heartedly

1) Most precisely used when speaking the honest truth to your foodie friends.

2) Another way of saying, I'm being as natural as possible, but about to eat your words anyways.

3) When you have a heavy heart and a gut feeling at the same time.
"Budweiser is the best beer ever."
"I Whole Foods Heartedly disagree. You need to barrel age that ish"
"Holy shit"
"Holy shit, Whole Foods Heartedly, I'm on to something, right?
by nochyowl December 2, 2015
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Dat Fool

Just a plain fool. Someone who looks like a fool and acts like one 😒 # Dat fool
by Midnight 888 June 7, 2018
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Big Brown Fool

A large, brown male who rolls to places on his tiny skateboard.

He tears up pavement and cobblestone alike while dodging (mercifully) the sea of human targets.

He's a big brown fool.
"Holy shit! Did you see that Big Brown Fool go by?"

"Of course I did. He's big and brown!"
by link skywalker May 12, 2010
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