kansas mud flap

The act of taking a huge dump on a rag of some sort and then slapping it onto the face of someone that is sleeping.

(The Morning After the kansas mud flap occured)
Ramone: "Dude it smells like shit in here..."
Steve: "Maybe because I totally Kansas Mud-Flapped you last night while you were passed out piss drunk."

by Halifax Redthorn February 12, 2008

Toledo Mud Flap

A "Toledo Mud Flap" occurs when a man has anal sex with a woman (or man, if that's your thing) who has diarrhea. The man's testicles act as a mud flap, keeping excrement from splattering all over the room.

David has given the Toledo Mud Flap to a fat girl this week.

by Dirty Rugger July 11, 2009

up ya flaps

An old english black country term used when toasting to somebodies good health. simililar to cheers or bottoms up

for example, "please raise your glasses to the bride and groom and wish them all the best" then everyone says "up ya flaps"

by Big Ricky P August 27, 2006

georgia mud flap

This is where you preform a chili dog on a heffers pink sock

I was so bored yesterday that I decided to give a Georgia mud flap to my mom.

by chilimann February 14, 2014

korean mud flap

When the vaginal lips are so long on a Korean woman that they can pull them down between their legs and tuck them in between their ass cheeks.

Mike: “So, how was fucking Mia last night?”
Dan: “Nothing happened, bitch had Korean Mud Flaps.”

by -bruh- February 4, 2020

Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.

Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!

by TheJMM April 8, 2011

Skin-Flap Pizza

Pizza made of some terrible leftover dough not meant to ever be used in the wonderful art of pizza pies.

"Dude is that Skin-Flap Pizza again?"

"Yeah mom had some leftover Chinese dough, so I thought, why not make a pizza?"

"Disgusting"

by SKinFlap September 12, 2014