A rhyme about someone who is 4ft tall and 4ft wide who is such a fatty they'll even eat their own shit.
Fatty fatty four by four,
Couldn't fit through the bathroom door.
So they shit on the floor,
Licked it up and said, "Can I have some more?"
Couldn't fit through the bathroom door.
So they shit on the floor,
Licked it up and said, "Can I have some more?"
by Professor cum bubbler March 20, 2023
Get the fatty fatty four by four mug.someone who is so rounded, heavy-set-built, where they can't even sit down without crushing the poor chair. they can't see their feet, but they can see their daily meal of a double baconator and their refreshing triple chocolate fudge milkshake with brownie bits in it
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