Some company that came out of nowhere, spawned the rabbit r1, a weird overpriced tape recorder music player gadget and other oddball technology.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 5, 2025

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.
"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
by NotAnEnergySystemsEngineer May 14, 2014

An engineer that uses very old, cumbersome technology as they stopped to innovate. Often comes with age and losing touch with users. The result is a painful development experience that is unattractive to new engineers, slow moving project, nasty incidents and vulnerabilities…
by Mycodesmellsbad October 19, 2023

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke
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by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.
Whataburger Employee: What's that?
Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.
Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!
Whataburger Employee: What's that?
Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.
Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!
You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.
by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022

When you stick your dick inside a girl, right after your buddy came inside her, and you get his cum all over your dick.
by Deeznutz091980 March 28, 2024
