A 5'11 curly-haired blue-eyed SNACC who I won't HESITATE to devour the next time I see him. He's a 10/10 goofy and hilarious guy that plays baseball, can probably throw me off a balcony, likes to eat apple slices with peanut butter and makes me smile all the time. Literally if I had a type it would 100% be him.
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