When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.
JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.
by Blondeterage April 17, 2012
Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.
Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’
Or
Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’
Or
Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’
by Awoogahhhh47 January 18, 2021
by Linknbill July 17, 2017
Typically an aussie rules football coach does this when they are very upset or about to lose big time
Oh my he is eating the phone
by Lord Beezer March 28, 2020
eat cement, otherwise known as ooga booga is basically jesus. but he also sounds like a twink so that balances his endless power out
by Soup__ October 21, 2021
by FNF #7 February 08, 2003
In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.
by TehSwaggeest August 23, 2021