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Seal the deal

verb
To seal the deal, when one shits oneself and to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment involved with their defecation escaping in public, clasps the hand over the anus securing any feces into place.
Ah tull ye wha Rab, Ah wus guv'n a spich at mah cusins weddin' tha other dae like an Ah shite masen on accoont a how hungover Ah wus.
Ah proper had tae seal the deal like!
Ah slapped mah hand oer mah arse an carried aun wi mah spich!
by Oosoom October 10, 2017
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deal breaker

a romantic cousin of the "shocker", the deal breaker involves delicately inserting your fist in the anus of your significant other. Also known as "5 in the stink"
Cindy said Nick was the most unbelievable lover she had ever experienced, until he gave her a deal breaker.
by crazy legs #22 September 30, 2008
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drug deal

The act of trading for something you want by using someone else's property.
I did a drug deal to get us tickets to the concert by trading my bro's ipod for them.
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deal

VERB/NOUN. Originates from the 'cult' television programme 'Deal or No Deal' in the UK. Contestants play a game show and get offered a certain amount of money depending on their progression on which they deal, i.e. take the money, or no deal, i.e. continue playing in the hope of winning more.
This concept has been translated into a sexual scenario where dealing on someone means you wish to sleep with them
Person 1: Mate, what do you think of that bird over there, Deal or No Deal?
Person 2: She's a definite deal, i'd love to tap that shit!
by Nanky September 24, 2007
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penis dealer

a man who kills people and chops off their penises and sells them to girls and homosexuals for money. He uses shit for his victims and himself to wack off.
the penis dealer at the end of the block gave me a few penises, and the sperm was still juicy.
by rbmx February 7, 2005
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deal

1. A fit bird
2. Sexual action (received)
1. Check out that deal over there
2. I got a deal off that bird. Can be more specific e.g. I got hand deals off that bird or she gave me suck deals
or I woke up this morning with my bird with a boner so I made sure I got a deal off her.

Eg. A: I went to D Place last night.
B: Any deals there?
A: Yeah loads of fit deals
B: Get any deals?
A: Nah, but I put plenty in the bank.
by Rivermead_legend May 3, 2005
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Mojo deal

A mojo deal is a deal on something
Yo g any mojo deals today
by St marys bum hole October 6, 2020
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