Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.

she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead

by slickhonkie October 12, 2012

friendship cut

Where friends cut themselves with eachother to never make sure they’re apart

“I never want our friendship to end. Do u wanna do a friendship cut with me?

by Azalealuvssza December 22, 2022

Cookie Cutting

The act of doing anal and poking a turd with dick so a cookie cut if the turd goes into the urethra.

I was cookie cutting my girl last night.

by Archibald Barnabus December 15, 2018

Cut The Turtle

“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.

“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”

“You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle”

by Larry2017 July 25, 2018

cut a bug

Making a ticket or task, usually in a software development context.

"Did you cut a bug for this new glitch?" -Lover of esoteric jargon

by Kandii Clarkeson September 26, 2018

Cut the Riffle

An expression used by upper management that actually has no etymological meaning or foundation, which in fact serves the point of its usage. The expression can be defined as reaching an undefined goal or thing using whatever means available. "Cut the riffle" is given meaning by the way it's used. Usually when a task at hand needs to be completed; by "cutting the riffle" the person undertaking the task is doing whatever he or she needs to do in order to complete it.

Boss: "Can you cut the riffle?"

Employee (feigning confidence): Yes.

by Bernie Laplante May 10, 2022

Crinkled Cut

References the world crinkled. It describes someone who is an alcoholic.

“Josh is absolutely crinkled cut”

by the jkhjklhjkasdfhaljkd December 1, 2022