crusty flick

A rocket league maneuveour

Person 1: "Yo Zach I just did a crusty flick"
Person 2 (zach) : " Yo I smell awful all the time"

by Dingleflap69420 October 27, 2020

musty and crusty

Brooke pitta

instead of not taking a shower i was snapping people that's why i am musty and crusty

by aasdasdasdasdasdad October 28, 2021

crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum

no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

Crusty

When Jeffrey gets upset or irritated for almost no reason.

Jeffrey i didnt do anything, stop being crusty.

by Hayleez May 29, 2018

musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.

Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."

by i like ur mom March 26, 2022

Crusty Capaldi

The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.

"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"

by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019

Crusty pants

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants

Mommmm I have crusty pants again

by OrangeTS May 29, 2019