Crotch Cam

A video/picture shot giving a view of someone's crotch. (Clothed)

"Haha, that video was definitely shot using a crotch cam."

by JANANDREA! March 28, 2009

crotch top

a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.

Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"

by keVIInXI February 18, 2011

Disney Crotch

The act of walking bow legged due to chaffing of the inner thigh and groin region . Caused by presence of friction between the thighs . Which creates a dry sensitive red hive like reaction. Provoked and brought on by the daily walking of an amusement park on a hot sweaty day . Such as Disneyland .

I got Disney crotch so bad right now" . "I totally got Disney crotch at the park today .

by PinkPistol December 15, 2010

Crotch Beanie

The companion of the "Asshat" or just slang for Pubic Hair.

Dude, quit being such a crotch beanie.

by Annonymous October 27, 2004

Crotch Cracker

A person who KNOWINGLY spreads Crabs by fucking everyone in creation and laughs about it.

Also: A person who cock-blocks or pussy-blocks a friend trying to score a piece of ass. This tends to be the drunk or clueless person of the group and their actions are theoretically kicking thier friend in the crotch.

Beth, that Crotch Cracker! She laughed when I told her I had Crabs!

She's a Crotch Cracker, don't hit that.

Also:

Doug is gonna be a Crotch Cracker again tonight and I will go home alone.

That fucking Crotch Cracker pisses me off!

by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007

Crotch Rot

A nasty, musty smell coming from a vagina. Depending on the person, it can be a very arousing smell: much like a natural pheromone.

Damn, Kathy, I can smell your crotch rot all the way from over here!!

by kathyberthy April 18, 2017

crotch tube

From a delirious drunk pot head asking for water. The tube is actually the bottle that holds your drink, and in a car with no cup holders you will hold that tube in your crotch, hence the definition crotch tube

"were getting drunk using crotch tubes tonight bra"

"My crotch tube holds more rum than your crotch tube"

by Dangerousdavis August 11, 2008